Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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