sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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