Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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