I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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