redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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