I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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