this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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