Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
birth control should be required to get into college
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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