Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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