found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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