What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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