Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
