Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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