my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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