Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
