BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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