White coat. Heels.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
