My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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