I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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