Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
i out mim tonsoeep
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