Yo dont text me then not text me
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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