i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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