How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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