You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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