I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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