So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
