ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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