I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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