i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Blood and glitter go together right?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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