Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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