I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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