suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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