he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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