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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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