Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
last night I used snow as a chaser
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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