yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
