just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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