I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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