I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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