talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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