waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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