Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
where are my eyebrows?
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