His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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