she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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