So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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