OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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