do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the day after is always just damage control
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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