I bet he comes in French.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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