Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
