I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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