i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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