why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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