idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
The feeling are messing with the penis
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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